What ARE Sea Monkeys Anyway?

Extremely important, that’s what

Sea monkeys, minutes after harvest from The Great Salt Lake, Utah (photo by Paul Greenberg)

Did you know that Sea Monkeys were branded and marketed by a Jewish neo-Nazi who also promoted circus acts that dived from fifty foot towers into shallow tubs of water?

Did you know that Sea Monkeys actually are a species of brine shrimp that mostly come to the world from Utah’s Great Salt Lake?